CONJUGATION OF THE VERB TO BALLOCKS
PRESENT
Present
I ballocks
you ballocks
he/she/it ballockses
we ballocks
you ballocks
they ballocks
Present continuous
I am ballocksing
you are ballocksing
he/she/it is ballocksing
we are ballocksing
you are ballocksing
they are ballocksing
Present perfect
I have ballocksed
you have ballocksed
he/she/it has ballocksed
we have ballocksed
you have ballocksed
they have ballocksed
Present perfect continuous
I have been ballocksing
you have been ballocksing
he/she/it has been ballocksing
we have been ballocksing
you have been ballocksing
they have been ballocksing
Present tense is used to refer to circumstances that exist at the present time or over a period that includes the present time. The
present perfect refers to past events, although it can be considered to denote primarily the resulting present situation rather than the events themselves.
PAST
Past
I ballocksed
you ballocksed
he/she/it ballocksed
we ballocksed
you ballocksed
they ballocksed
Past continuous
I was ballocksing
you were ballocksing
he/she/it was ballocksing
we were ballocksing
you were ballocksing
they were ballocksing
Past perfect
I had ballocksed
you had ballocksed
he/she/it had ballocksed
we had ballocksed
you had ballocksed
they had ballocksed
Past perfect continuous
I had been ballocksing
you had been ballocksing
he/she/it had been ballocksing
we had been ballocksing
you had been ballocksing
they had been ballocksing
Past tense forms express circumstances existing at some time in the past,
FUTURE
Future
I will ballocks
you will ballocks
he/she/it will ballocks
we will ballocks
you will ballocks
they will ballocks
Future continuous
I will be ballocksing
you will be ballocksing
he/she/it will be ballocksing
we will be ballocksing
you will be ballocksing
they will be ballocksing
Future perfect
I will have ballocksed
you will have ballocksed
he/she/it will have ballocksed
we will have ballocksed
you will have ballocksed
they will have ballocksed
Future perfect continuous
I will have been ballocksing
you will have been ballocksing
he/she/it will have been ballocksing
we will have been ballocksing
you will have been ballocksing
they will have been ballocksing
The
future is used to express circumstances that will occur at a later time.
CONDITIONAL
Conditional
I would ballocks
you would ballocks
he/she/it would ballocks
we would ballocks
you would ballocks
they would ballocks
Conditional continuous
I would be ballocksing
you would be ballocksing
he/she/it would be ballocksing
we would be ballocksing
you would be ballocksing
they would be ballocksing
Conditional perfect
I would have ballocks
you would have ballocks
he/she/it would have ballocks
we would have ballocks
you would have ballocks
they would have ballocks
Conditional perfect continuous
I would have been ballocksing
you would have been ballocksing
he/she/it would have been ballocksing
we would have been ballocksing
you would have been ballocksing
they would have been ballocksing
Conditional or "future-in-the-past" tense refers to hypothetical or possible actions.
IMPERATIVE
Imperative
you ballocks
we let´s ballocks
you ballocks
The
imperative is used to form commands or requests.
NONFINITE VERB FORMS
Past participle
ballocksed
Present Participle
ballocksing
Infinitive shows the action beyond temporal perspective. The
present participle or gerund shows the action during the session. The
past participle shows the action after completion.
10 ENGLISH BOOKS RELATING TO «BALLOCKS»
Discover the use of
ballocks in the following bibliographical selection. Books relating to
ballocks and brief extracts from same to provide context of its use in English literature.
1
A Dictionary of Slang and Unconventional English
If you don't 'see' the origin, I can't very well explain it. ballocks, n. A parson: late C.
17-early 19. (Grose, 2nd ed.) Often as ballocks the rector. In 1684 the Officer
Commanding the Straits Fleet always referred to his chaplain as Ballocks (Arthur
...
Jamin cracked his long hassler above the ballocks broad, shaggy backs sending
the swarms of Zaggotflys hissing away in anger. Almost as big as two drort'orse
and twice as wide, the ballocks scrabbled their tree trunk legsonthe loose ...
Hare's. Ballocks. Santa is gathering the dead in his bag: children, fetuses, the old,
it does not matter— we haveprospered, we have given birth, we have reproduced
. Dentures rest on a sanitary napkin in the trash can in the front yard— a flash ...
4
The Lover's Tongue: A Merry Romp Through the Language of ...
By the fourteenth century, this word was being spelt ballocks, and by the 19305
the slang form bollix had emerged, which was also used as a verb meaning to
bangle. If you bollixed a plan, you screwed it up. On the surface, this verb usage
of ...
I would have the ballocks to get down to the bottom of the mess and sort it out.'”
Brooke gasped. Her proper sister said a word like ballocks? And she wasn't there
to witness it? Life seemed to be unfair at times. But even to hear Liberty say ...
The "ballocks" that Zoe claims comically to have refers also to another part of
Portrait, to the comment by Temple, during the comic exchanges in the scene at
the signing of the petition for the Czar, when he claims to be a "ballocks." Temple
...
7
The Routledge Dictionary of Historical Slang
A very old word, S.E. until ca 1840, then a vulg. cf.: ballocks . A parson: late C.17–
early 19. In 1864 the Officer Commanding the Straits Fleet always referred to his
chaplain as Ballocks. Often as ballocks the rector. 2. Nonsense: late C.19– 20.
SMYTHE'S PLAY Ballocks had receiv-ed rave reviews from the critics when it
premiered at the Jasper Pyle Playhouse. “If you see only one play this year, make
it Ballocks,” urged critic Rodney Wyborne. “The writing is simply stunning ... it is ...
9
The Complete Works of Francois Rabelais
"Excepting only the horrific ballocks of Lorraine, which come down unbridled right
to the bottom of the hose, shun the manor of the lofty codpiece, and are out of all
order; witness Viardière, the noble Valentin,2 whom I found one May Day in ...
10
Cassell's Dictionary of Slang
"Broadly entertaining resource 'covers the waterfront' with 'lingo' and 'bits and bobs' from English-speaking countries.
10 NEWS ITEMS WHICH INCLUDE THE TERM «BALLOCKS»
Find out what the national and international press are talking about and how the term
ballocks is used in the context of the following news items.
Kate Arnell teaches Americans how to use British swearwords in a …
Ms Arnell confesses her favourite swearword is 'bollocks', which is a modern version of the Anglo-Saxon 'ballocks' - which has the same ... «Daily Mail, May 15»
“How To Swear Like A Brit” Video From 'Anglophenia' Teaches Us …
You probably already know that this one means “testicles”; what you may not know is that it's descended from an Anglo Saxon word, “ballocks,” which meant ... «Bustle, May 15»
Jack Randall exposed …Recap: Outlander Episode 12 “Lallybroch”
... (Randall schlopping out his ballocks, OMG). The episode opens with lavish panoramics of the Scottish hills and seaside —simply beautiful. «Channel Guide Magazine, Apr 15»
Diablo III Ultimate Evil Edition Review
That's a huge jump and it's because no content patches are being released to the 360 or PS3 version of the game which is complete ballocks. «GamingExcellence, Nov 14»
Tickle gizzard and the pleasure pivot: A history of sex slang and the …
... translating the Latin nates); ballocks/bollocks has been found since the 1380s (and is also in Aelfric, translating testiculi and spelt beallucas). «Salon, Oct 14»
We've forgotten about the Battle of Waterloo. Today, let's remember
In fairness, it was the Prussians the Old Guard ran from so I was talking ballocks! HookesLaw. His best troops were fighting the Americans. «Spectator.co.uk, Jun 14»
James Franco Should Have Known, Nothing's Private on the Internet
First of all, I have adored James Franco ever since he had the ballocks to play himself on an episode of 30 Rock in which he carried on a fake ... «Huffington Post Canada, Apr 14»
Odd Job Man and Language! by Jonathon Green, review
... of 1785 had 4,500 headwords; Green has expanded this to 110,000. He lists 272 synonyms for nonsense (including ballocks, boogie-joogie, ... «Telegraph.co.uk, Mar 14»
Looking for God in All the Wrong Places
The title of “Hare's Ballocks” is an allusion. It refers to an unusual orchid. The word “orchid” itself is derived from the Greek Orchis which means ... «Patheos, Oct 13»
The Sheer Breadth of This Timeline of Genital Nicknames Will Knock …
Sex Pistols fans will be psyched to know that the penis timeline goes all the way back to ballocks, which was first recorded September 26, 1366. «Co.Create, Aug 13»
