CONJUGATION OF THE VERB TO JERK OFF
PRESENT
Present
I jerk off
you jerk off
he/she/it jerks off
we jerk off
you jerk off
they jerk off
Present continuous
I am jerking off
you are jerking off
he/she/it is jerking off
we are jerking off
you are jerking off
they are jerking off
Present perfect
I have jerked off
you have jerked off
he/she/it has jerked off
we have jerked off
you have jerked off
they have jerked off
Present perfect continuous
I have been jerking off
you have been jerking off
he/she/it has been jerking off
we have been jerking off
you have been jerking off
they have been jerking off
Present tense is used to refer to circumstances that exist at the present time or over a period that includes the present time. The
present perfect refers to past events, although it can be considered to denote primarily the resulting present situation rather than the events themselves.
PAST
Past
I jerked off
you jerked off
he/she/it jerked off
we jerked off
you jerked off
they jerked off
Past continuous
I was jerking off
you were jerking off
he/she/it was jerking off
we were jerking off
you were jerking off
they were jerking off
Past perfect
I had jerked off
you had jerked off
he/she/it had jerked off
we had jerked off
you had jerked off
they had jerked off
Past perfect continuous
I had been jerking off
you had been jerking off
he/she/it had been jerking off
we had been jerking off
you had been jerking off
they had been jerking off
Past tense forms express circumstances existing at some time in the past,
FUTURE
Future
I will jerk off
you will jerk off
he/she/it will jerk off
we will jerk off
you will jerk off
they will jerk off
Future continuous
I will be jerking off
you will be jerking off
he/she/it will be jerking off
we will be jerking off
you will be jerking off
they will be jerking off
Future perfect
I will have jerked off
you will have jerked off
he/she/it will have jerked off
we will have jerked off
you will have jerked off
they will have jerked off
Future perfect continuous
I will have been jerking off
you will have been jerking off
he/she/it will have been jerking off
we will have been jerking off
you will have been jerking off
they will have been jerking off
The
future is used to express circumstances that will occur at a later time.
CONDITIONAL
Conditional
I would jerk off
you would jerk off
he/she/it would jerk off
we would jerk off
you would jerk off
they would jerk off
Conditional continuous
I would be jerking off
you would be jerking off
he/she/it would be jerking off
we would be jerking off
you would be jerking off
they would be jerking off
Conditional perfect
I would have jerk off
you would have jerk off
he/she/it would have jerk off
we would have jerk off
you would have jerk off
they would have jerk off
Conditional perfect continuous
I would have been jerking off
you would have been jerking off
he/she/it would have been jerking off
we would have been jerking off
you would have been jerking off
they would have been jerking off
Conditional or "future-in-the-past" tense refers to hypothetical or possible actions.
IMPERATIVE
Imperative
you jerk off
we let´s jerk off
you jerk off
The
imperative is used to form commands or requests.
NONFINITE VERB FORMS
Past participle
jerked off
Present Participle
jerking off
Infinitive shows the action beyond temporal perspective. The
present participle or gerund shows the action during the session. The
past participle shows the action after completion.
10 ENGLISH BOOKS RELATING TO «JERK OFF»
Discover the use of
jerk off in the following bibliographical selection. Books relating to
jerk off and brief extracts from same to provide context of its use in English literature.
1
Jerk Off Guitar Players
This chapbook centres around a keyboard player and a bass guitarist, who are in different bands, where egotistical guitar players overshadow the other member. This story gets personal towards the end.
Mark Sonnenfeld, Tom Hays, 2007
The culminating event of the weeklong effort was the gala Jerk Off. The Jerk Off
was a charity ball where, in one final effort to solicit donations, the dozen or so
ugliest contenders would make their final appearance before the “polls” closed.
3
A Dictionary of Slang and Unconventional English
?ex jerk off-5. In jerk the cly, to be whipped at the post: c.: C.17-18.——6. In ajerk,
instantly: coll.: ca. 1760-1820. G.A. Stevens, 'Put wine into wounds,/You'll be
cured in a JERRY jerk.' Extant in dial.—-7. In had a jerk in, 'Mileometer turned
back ...
“Yo, Ethan, how may times you jerk off today?” “Dude, three times already, and I
still have tonight too!” “Man, what da hell did Ethan just say to you, Randy?” “
Yeah, Slo, we're having a contest, dude. Hey, how may times you think you can
jerk ...
“Yeah, jerk off,” echoed Megan. Adam went red. Claire grinned and tried to
smother a laugh. Arlene kept a straight face while saying, “He's not that bad.
That's not a very nice name to call anyone. You can call him a jerk, but nothing
else.
6
Breathing in the Fullness of Time
All of you are college jerk-offs, Corporal Blankenship said—deliberately and
matter-of-factly, as if identifying an especially virulent strain of parasitic bacteria.
He emphasized college, making it clear that the college jerk-off was a subgenus
...
What happened was Jerk-Off, a repellent-perfume put o.t by the Ohio company
Bastante. Bastante President Cecilia O'Hara told Weekly World News, "Jerk-Off is
an anti- pheromone, part of our new Bug-Off line of human pesticides - accent on
...
A: My gut hunch? My strongest feeling and intuition? Absolutely nothing. Nothing
different, I should say. Probably I'll wake up, jerk off, play some video games and
go to work. Unless it's one of my days off, and in that case I'll probably wake up, ...
Marcus D'Ambrose, Douglas Palermo, Noel Rogers, 2010
9
Survival of the Fairest
You can't go there, unless you want Jerk-off to get his mitts on Tali. He's waiting
for her like a spider with about three hundred of his peons.” “Right,” Tali said. “I
can't go home until I learn more. Does he know where I am?” Mildred averted her
...
10
Brave New Brain: Conquering Mental Illness in the Era of the ...
I hear them saying my name, while they're standing around laughing and making
jokes, I can just tell. Really, they say "See, Scott just walked in the door. He looks
like he has been jerking off all night long. He's Scott the jerk-off jerk." Then they ...
10 NEWS ITEMS WHICH INCLUDE THE TERM «JERK OFF»
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jerk off is used in the context of the following news items.
It's Julio Cesar Chavez, Jr.'s Last Chance. But Not Really … - Bloguin
He could walk into that ring weighing 215 pounds while rewarding the paying crowd with a double-fisted jerk off hand motion. He could call his ... «Bloguin, Jul 15»
Is The Magazine In 'Trainwreck' Based On Any Real One? 'Snuff …
Snuff is a salacious men's magazine, featuring articles such as “Ranking the Ugliest Celebrity Kids” and “How To Jerk Off At Work” (tested by Jon Glaser's ... «Bustle, Jul 15»
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Broccoli And Noodles was recorded at the My Block Information studio in North Hollywood. My blog post :: jerk off instructions ... «The Tech Update, Jul 15»
'Big Brother' Houseguests Caught Masturbating On Camera Is More …
Talking about jerking off makes me feel like a jerk off, but it probably does happen, and we are all curious, so we might as well discuss it. «Bustle, Jul 15»
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If he broke your coronary heart, he's a jerk off and you don't need him. You are too great for him! Do not let him get the very best of you. «The Tech Update, Jul 15»
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There are even publications out on how to basically be a jerk off and get women. And apparently some of the methods really function! What is it ... «The Tech Update, Jul 15»
No One Wants to Admit It, but Reddit Can't Be Saved - Gawker
Who going forward will dare tell Redditors that if they want to jerk off to teens or harass women, maybe they'll have to go to another website? «Gawker, Jul 15»
Transformers: Devastation looks freaking epic in this gameplay trailer
Liam Gilroy: Are you going to jerk off to this game? Because that seems unhygienic. Taking your pants off and enjoying the ride isn't jerking it ... «games.on.net, Jul 15»
Buffalo Bills 2015 Training Camp Profile: G Richie Incognito
Incognito has had a reputation for being a dirty player on the field, and has been accused of being a jerk off the field. He didn't play in the 2014 ... «RantSports, Jul 15»
SDCC: "Pride and Prejudice and Zombies" Devours Con, Properly
He remarks, "It's a good thing I jerk off with my left hand!" Asked whether he practiced convulsing for the "turning" scene, the actor joked, ... «Comic Book Resources, Jul 15»
