ETYMOLOGY OF THE WORD PISS
From Old French pisser, probably of imitative origin.
CONJUGATION OF THE VERB TO PISS
PRESENT
Present
I piss
you piss
he/she/it pisses
we piss
you piss
they piss
Present continuous
I am pissing
you are pissing
he/she/it is pissing
we are pissing
you are pissing
they are pissing
Present perfect
I have pissed
you have pissed
he/she/it has pissed
we have pissed
you have pissed
they have pissed
Present perfect continuous
I have been pissing
you have been pissing
he/she/it has been pissing
we have been pissing
you have been pissing
they have been pissing
Present tense is used to refer to circumstances that exist at the present time or over a period that includes the present time. The
present perfect refers to past events, although it can be considered to denote primarily the resulting present situation rather than the events themselves.
PAST
Past
I pissed
you pissed
he/she/it pissed
we pissed
you pissed
they pissed
Past continuous
I was pissing
you were pissing
he/she/it was pissing
we were pissing
you were pissing
they were pissing
Past perfect
I had pissed
you had pissed
he/she/it had pissed
we had pissed
you had pissed
they had pissed
Past perfect continuous
I had been pissing
you had been pissing
he/she/it had been pissing
we had been pissing
you had been pissing
they had been pissing
Past tense forms express circumstances existing at some time in the past,
FUTURE
Future
I will piss
you will piss
he/she/it will piss
we will piss
you will piss
they will piss
Future continuous
I will be pissing
you will be pissing
he/she/it will be pissing
we will be pissing
you will be pissing
they will be pissing
Future perfect
I will have pissed
you will have pissed
he/she/it will have pissed
we will have pissed
you will have pissed
they will have pissed
Future perfect continuous
I will have been pissing
you will have been pissing
he/she/it will have been pissing
we will have been pissing
you will have been pissing
they will have been pissing
The
future is used to express circumstances that will occur at a later time.
CONDITIONAL
Conditional
I would piss
you would piss
he/she/it would piss
we would piss
you would piss
they would piss
Conditional continuous
I would be pissing
you would be pissing
he/she/it would be pissing
we would be pissing
you would be pissing
they would be pissing
Conditional perfect
I would have piss
you would have piss
he/she/it would have piss
we would have piss
you would have piss
they would have piss
Conditional perfect continuous
I would have been pissing
you would have been pissing
he/she/it would have been pissing
we would have been pissing
you would have been pissing
they would have been pissing
Conditional or "future-in-the-past" tense refers to hypothetical or possible actions.
IMPERATIVE
Imperative
you piss
we let´s piss
you piss
The
imperative is used to form commands or requests.
NONFINITE VERB FORMS
Present Participle
pissing
Infinitive shows the action beyond temporal perspective. The
present participle or gerund shows the action during the session. The
past participle shows the action after completion.
3 QUOTES WITH «PISS»
Famous quotes and sentences with the word
piss.
I have this weird sort of Gemini thing where I can really be empathetic and a loving person. But if you piss me off, I can be one of the meanest, most sadistic people.
A lot of my humor centers on the act of telling jokes and I think this can prevent certain audiences from suspending their feeling of disbelief. It might piss a few people off, but I can't help it.
My father always said, 'Do your best and piss on the rest.' And I think there's a lot of truth to that, because if you've done your best, there's not a hell of a lot more you can do about something.
10 ENGLISH BOOKS RELATING TO «PISS»
Discover the use of
piss in the following bibliographical selection. Books relating to
piss and brief extracts from same to provide context of its use in English literature.
1
2,501 Things That Really
Piss Me Off: A Catalog of Insults ...
ItOCOs enough to make someone paranoid! 2,501 Things That Really Piss Me Off demonstrates that misery loves company, and that we are the company that misery loves.
2
Never
Piss Into The Wind
Those who are fascinated by the stories of people who march to a different drummer will find entertainment, laughter, and tears in chapters such as aLittle Chicago Revisiteda (crime in the city), aOf Footballs and Teapotsa (two kinds of ...
But then, living on top of a secret M.O.D. chemical weapons plant can do strange things to you. Very strange things indeed... Horse Piss for Blood is a bizarre and darkly funny new play about family, madness and Cornwall’s darkest secret.
4
Taking the
Piss: A Potted History of Pee
A humorous, compulsive assortment of tales surrounding everyone from Marilyn Monroe to the Victorians, Taking the Piss also reveals exciting discoveries about an area with which we are all passingly familiar.
Adam Hart-Davis, Emily Troscianko, Jolyon Troscianko, 2007
5
'Til Death Do Us Part Or 'Til You
Piss Me Off... Whichever ...
This is a book on how to establish relationships and maintain them.
Michael Rice, Michael Rice Lisac, 2009
'Salter writes with engaging affection, good humour and knowledge. Nobody tells a yachting yarn better' - Sir James Hardy OBE This is a book about the excitement of sailing.
7
Burning Man Live: 13 Years of
Piss Clear, Black Rock City's ...
Reading this book is the next best thing to actually attending Burning Man, and for those who have attended, this book is guaranteed to stir up compelling memories.
8
Why Are You Atheists So Angry?: 99 Things That
Piss Off the ...
Why Are You Atheists So Angry? drops a bombshell on the destructive force of religious faith—and gives a voice to millions of angry atheists.
9
How To Not
Piss Off Your Wife * A Guide For Husbands To Keep ...
How To Not Piss Off Your Wife By Jessica Direnzo A guide for husbands to keep
themselves out of trouble by keeping their wives happy. For Noah. Without you,
this book would not be possible. Why why why do they do it? Men. Why do you
do ...
10
STUFF THAT
PISS ME OFF & ARE OTHERWISE JUST WEIRD!
Mrs. Jay. STUFF THAT PISS ME OFF & ARE OTHERWISE JUST WEIRD! MRS.
JAY ILLUSTRATIONS BY MOISES CARRANZA Copyright © 2014 by Mrs. Jay.
ISBN: Softcover 9781493107841 Ebook.
10 NEWS ITEMS WHICH INCLUDE THE TERM «PISS»
Find out what the national and international press are talking about and how the term
piss is used in the context of the following news items.
Meet The NYC Comedian Taking The Piss Out Of 'True Detective …
New York City-based comedian Jason Saenz isn't that big a fan of True Detective's second season on HBO. Despite some pretty damn good ... «UPROXX, Jul 15»
Pee-proof paint: San Francisco officials dare you to piss on anti …
Ten walls in a nightclub district have been coated with a UV-coated, urine-repellent paint. The piss-poor problem now has a golden solution ... «Examiner.com, Jul 15»
PIC: Rio Ferdinand takes the piss out of Phil Jones' unfortunate face
The whole "Phil Jones makes funny faces in games" thing has been done to death. But former teammate Rio Ferdinand can't get enough of the ... «SportsJOE, Jul 15»
The Mast-Head: Piss Hampton
Sometimes I think that the Surf Lodge is blamed too much for Montauk's problems with bonkers nightlife — and public urination. By David E. «East Hampton Star, Jul 15»
Lionel Messi's Jorts Managed To Piss Off A Political Party In Gabon
Lionel Messi was in Gabon earlier this week as a part of a five day visit to Africa and the soccer star's attire caused one political party to throw a ... «Next Impulse Sports, Jul 15»
How one T-shirt from Target managed to piss off a lot of people
How one T-shirt from Target managed to piss off a lot of people. 3.8k. Shares. 3.8k. Share on Facebook Share Tweet on Twitter Share Share. «Mashable, Jul 15»
Zero tolerance? Are you taking the piss?
I wouldn't wish it on anyone really but, if pushed, I could think of several other candidates from the world of cycling better qualified to get a cup ... «The Roar, Jul 15»
Amy Schumer Feels Like a ''Ticking Time Bomb,'' Says She'll Piss …
Amy Schumer knows all too well that she will most likely put her foot in her mouth. It's inevitable, after all, that the candid comedian will say ... «E! Online, Jul 15»
A US comedian has taken the piss out of our summer and we won't …
IT LOOKS LIKE US comedian Nick Kroll has arrived in Ireland a few days earlier ahead of his appearance at the Vodafone Comedy Festival ... «Yahoo News UK, Jul 15»
Amy Schumer Admits She Will Piss A lot Of People Off Inevitably
The 34 year old comedian got candid with GQ regarding her sudden rise to fame in the industry, saying she knows she is going to be “pissing ... «RumorFix, Jul 15»